Games

Taylor Swift and Teletubbies

Picture this. It is summer 2018, and you find yourself at Metlife Stadium attending Taylor Swift’s reputation Stadium Tour. You are wearing a clear rain poncho, and the entire stadium looks like teletubbies in their rain ponchos. Because this is your third night in a row attending the concert, you are quite delusional and think, I wonder what life would be like if we were in the land of the teletubbies. Would you be Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, or Po?

You decide to be Po because Po is very innocent looking and naive. This can be used to your advantage as you play dumb and get away with more things. Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, and Dipsy all look after you, so you can receive lots of information and help. Now that you have the mindsight of Po, you are now transported to Teletubbyland. A colorful rainbow is present in the sky and you see the baby sun smiling back at you. Suddenly, you feel a tap on your shoulder and see your three friends standing there with big grins. They all have presents for you- Laa-Laa has a plate of chocolate chip cookies, Tinky-Winky is holding a tray of brownies, and Dipsy is carrying a chocolate frosted cake. All of your favorites as they welcome your return. Which do you pick first?

You have a tough choice. Because the cake would be too filling and you can easily eat three cookies within a minute, you decide to have Tinky-Winky’s brownies. The brownies are excellent, and because of how tasty they are, you have a second. You and the gang start to wonder into the home base that looks like a laboratory. Eating the brownies made you feel funny, as if the room is spinning. You decide to then go down the slide in the home, but get challenged by Twinky-Winky to go down the slide head first. Laa-Laa disapproves and says because of how the brownies made you feel, you should go down normally.

You listen to Twinky-Winky and go down the slide head first 

Or

You listen to Laa-Laa and go down the slide normally.

Obviously, because of how the brownies are making you feel, you decide to go with Twinky-Winky’s idea. Because you feel invincible, you give yourself a hard push and are sliding down the slide as Laa-Laa screams in the back about how irresponsible you are. However, as you attempt to catch yourself before you fall, you have a shortness of breath. You are choking on the air, and instead hit your head hard on the ground. You hear Laa-Laa and Dipsy run to you to make sure you’re okay and hear Twinky-Winky sliding down the slide to come help as well. As you feel Dipsy’s arm on you as Laa-Laa and Twinky-Winky speak in harsh voices, you look up and everything is blurry. Your eyes are heavy, and suddenly you see darkness..

When you wake up again, you find yourself chained to a bed. The home that you were in is suddenly an evil lair, and you are confused. Next to you are Laa-Laa and Twinky-Winky, also chained to beds. In walks Dipsy, who now has an impressive mustache with a clipboard in his hands. Dipsy tells you that he is working with the Russian government, and that you and the Teletubby gang are test subjects. Apparently, Dipsy was insulted when you guys made fun of his dreams to be an evil scientist and refused to take his chocolate frosted cake, and the Russians reached out to help him achieve that dream. He says that there is no way out as the Russian military is guarding all the exits. You will be test subjects for a virus called the coronavirus. The virus will infect the world and weaken everyone, so Russia is using your friends as experiments for vaccines so it can become a superpower. Although you all start to protest, three scientists come in with needles. They place the needles into each of your arms. However, you know that Dipsy has been working out and has super strength. You see a chain of his loose already, and look him with pleading eyes. He loosens another chain. As the scientists approach you to put the needles into your arms, do you..

See Dispy breaks the chains and tackle the scientist, him ultimately defeating all three and Twinky-Winky and helping you guys lead to an escape

Or

See Dipsy break the chains but is tackled by the scientist who sees him try to escape, and everything fades into darkness…

Unfortunately, the Russians are smart, and Dipsy is caught. You fade into darkness again as you feel a pinch when the needle is inserted. You feel a sharp pain. Suddenly you wake up in a hospital room with a nurse near you changing your IV bag. You see your friends near you, all so happy you are okay. When you ask what happened, they tell you you slipped and fell on the way to try and touch Taylor Swift’s hand. That fall resulted in you tearing your ACL and also having a concussion at the concert. You suddenly feel silly, but wonder what would have happened in your dream if you would have not woken up so early.. And what the hell coronavirus is?